bee my valentine
Cream of the…
Naked truth
How do you spot the blind guy at the nude beach?
It’s not hard.
Kinda fusilli…
Not sure why it’s Star Trek
Careful what U wish for
I met a Genie who gave me one wish .
I said “I wish I was you”
The Genue said “Weurd Wush but U wull grant ut .”
Say it out loud quickly
I bought an original Van Gogh coffee table.
I know it’s an authentic Van Gogh because there’s a bit of veneer missing.
I wheely love this one
Take your time
I came home to discover that the clock by my bed has been taken. I should be alarmed, but I’m not.
Sound it out
Aperitif.
French for a set of dentures.