Cream of the…
Naked truth
How do you spot the blind guy at the nude beach?
It’s not hard.
Kinda fusilli…
Not sure why it’s Star Trek
Careful what U wish for
I met a Genie who gave me one wish .
I said “I wish I was you”
The Genue said “Weurd Wush but U wull grant ut .”
Say it out loud quickly
I bought an original Van Gogh coffee table.
I know it’s an authentic Van Gogh because there’s a bit of veneer missing.
I wheely love this one
Take your time
I came home to discover that the clock by my bed has been taken. I should be alarmed, but I’m not.
Sound it out
Aperitif.
French for a set of dentures.