Month: December 2022

At the bar last night, this woman got her nipple pierced right in front of me.

On a related note, I suck at darts…

I’d be a professional origamist…

…but i can’t stand all the paperwork.

I went to the zoo and saw a piece of toast in a cage.

Sign said, “Bread in captivity.”

Santa only carries pennies, dimes and quarters.

He’s Nicholas.

I’ve always found. broken drum to be the perfect Christmas present.

You just can’t beat it.

100 years ago, everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars.

Now everyone has cars, and only the rich have horses.

The stables have turned.

There was a lady who had twins, Juan and Amal. But she only ever kept a picture of one of them in her wallet….

…becuase if you’ve seen Juan, you’ve seen Amal.