Month: January 2023

This is a long shot, but do you know what a Trebuchet is?

What did one tectonic plate say after bumping into another tectonic plate?

“Sorry. My Fault.”

My wife and I always fight over the right way to hang the toilet paper roll, so our therapist suggested we try the other person’s way for a week.
You know.
Roll reversal.

Genie: What’s your first wish?

Graham: I want you to make me rich.

Genie: Granted! What’s your second wish?

Rich: I want lots of money this time.

The Ancient Romans had four types of poison.
Poisons I, II, and III instantly killed the victim upon contact…
Poison IV, though, just made the victim extremely itchy…

Invested my money in Henry Winkler Inc and lost it all.
It was a Fonzie Scheme.

I’m developing a mind controlled air freshener.

It makes scents when you think about it.

English is difficult.
It can be understood through tough thorough thought though