Me checking in at the Dr.: “I’m shrinking”
Nurse’s reply: “You’ll just have to be a little patient. The Dr will see you shortly.”
Tattwo
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Word a Day
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Ben!
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Timely
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Stuck
I hear they’re making a movie called “Constipation”.
It hasn’t come out yet.
People claim to hate puns, but many have groaned to love them
Me checking in at the Dr.: “I’m shrinking”
Nurse’s reply: “You’ll just have to be a little patient. The Dr will see you shortly.”
I hear they’re making a movie called “Constipation”.
It hasn’t come out yet.