Say it out loud
Fun to say
My doctor said I have onomatopoeia.
I asked, “What’s that?”
He replied, “It’s exactly what it sounds like.”
Breakfast
A boiled egg is hard to beat.
Get off my back
I was in the band
Fact: a human fart is louder than a trombone.
(learned that during the Spring concert).
I do realize this is a Dad Joke
How do you tell the gender of an ant?
Put it in a glass of water. If it sinks it’s a girl ant, if it floats its buoyant 👊